traffic.light.love

today on my way home from Walmart, I saw what I can only call, traffic light love. 

did i see a couple sweetly kissing at a stop light?

no.

did she have her head resting on his shoulder as he drove?

no.

what i did see was a woman sitting in the passenger seat digging up her boyfriends nose with her finger as he sat in the drivers seat just taking it. I mean she was really working hard. I could hardly stand it. I didn't know where else to look. It was one of those situations where you want to look away but there is really no great place to look since you are in traffic and they are right in front of you. 

Finally after man handling his head to bend it to the perfect angle to insert her finger in his nose. she stopped!!

Thank You, Thank You, Thank You!

I did not know how much more I could stand.

Then to my horror she grabs his head again and starts digging in his ear.
I was thinking......

seriously.....

how can she do this?

how long is this light?

good gravy!!

finally the green light came to this mans rescue and she released her death grip from his head and removed her finger from his ear, grossly flicking something from it. i felt a little queasy and decided to pass them as soon as possible. 

i tell ya, i don't know what i would do if Wal mart or the ten mile radius around it did not exist . my life would never be the same.
ps. i have started a new label for all my wonderful wal-mart experiences. all you have to do is click where it says wal-mart drama at the bottom. sit back and prepare for the drama that is walmart!