ok so i know that i was a little grumpy today. it had been a very long day. lots of errands, crazy kids, etc. ok, so after garran got home i ran to the store to pick up a few things. (again, i broke my no wal-mart rule tonight and learned not to ever again!)
so i am checking out and as i am standing there the lady is giving me commentary on every item as she scans it... here are a few of my favorites..
1. "this looks gross!"
2. "what's this for, you got kids?"
3. "i would never eat this."
4. "where did you find this? i want one!"
trust me.. those are just the highlights.. i was about to pull my hair out. can you please just check me out. then when she got to the baby stuff for briea she starts babbling on and on and says "is your baby normal?"
what... i think to myself. so i answer "YES."
"oh well i am always freaked out that my baby is going to be born with like 10 fingers!"
yes it was not a spelling error or a mistype.. that is what she said. 10 fingers.
AHHHHHHHHHHHH!
jerusha if you are reading this...it was so painful.
so i am checking out and as i am standing there the lady is giving me commentary on every item as she scans it... here are a few of my favorites..
1. "this looks gross!"
2. "what's this for, you got kids?"
3. "i would never eat this."
4. "where did you find this? i want one!"
trust me.. those are just the highlights.. i was about to pull my hair out. can you please just check me out. then when she got to the baby stuff for briea she starts babbling on and on and says "is your baby normal?"
what... i think to myself. so i answer "YES."
"oh well i am always freaked out that my baby is going to be born with like 10 fingers!"
yes it was not a spelling error or a mistype.. that is what she said. 10 fingers.
AHHHHHHHHHHHH!
jerusha if you are reading this...it was so painful.
6 comments:
You must have gone to DirtBall-Mart. (as EJ has named it)
That is just awesome!
Wow! I mean that is incredible! I got pissed just reading that! LOL
That is brilliant. I have never had a checker like that.
Golly, you're walmart has to be the worst ever!
The crazies at Wal-Mart are always entertaining!
Is it bad that i walk up and down the check out isles till I recognize someone I know is not gonna do this to me? I seriously go there too much when I know which isles not to go to.
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