sargento - v - rewind

never in my life have i ever had two men fight for my love... but now i can say that i have. sargento has started saying that rewind is his arch nemesis. they are always battling for my attention/affection. i am sure there are some other moms out there who have experienced this. anytime sargento and i are sitting together or even standing close to each rewind comes in and pushes sargento out of the way. he makes sure that he squeezes that cute little toddler body right in between us to the very best of his ability, and then usually he shoots sargento a victorious smile, to which sargento usually replies "look little boy...she is my woman" in a gruff and manly voice! oh to have to guys fight over your love ....ahhhhhhh especially when the are both so darn cute!